GTA III: Head Radio Script Author: dragons754 Email address: dragons_754[at]hotmail[dot]com Version: 1.9 Console: Xbox Completed: 1/7/04 (dd/mm/yy) Size: 16.5 KB (16,972 bytes) NOTE: To send an email about this script, type in the email address above and add the [@] and the [.] yourself to stop spam and other junk in my email. ============================== Introduction ============================== When I first started playing GTA III, the first car I got into had the radio set to Head Radio. I absolutely loved the songs on it. After finishing Story Mode on GTA III, I couldn't be bothered to go to 100% so I have decided to start this FAQ. I hope this will be helpful to you. ============================== HEAD RADIO SCRIPT ============================== Head Radio Advertisment 1: Man: This is Head Radio. A Love Media Station. Just one of nine hundred radio stations, three hundred tv stations, four networks, three satellites, ten senators Various People: Thank You x5 -------------------------------------------------------------------- DJ Michael Hunt: DJ: You're listening to Head Radio the rock of Liberty City for sixty years. DJ Michael Hunt taking you through another set of non-stop rock and pop. It's Head Radio -------------------------------------------------------------------- ============================== SONG- Dil' Don't: Stripe Summer ============================== If you have the lyrics, email them! -------------------------------------------------------------------- DJ: Cowabunga!. This is Michael Hunt on Head Radio owned by Love Media. Making sure that every town in America sounds exactly the same. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Head Radio Advertisment 2: Man: Number one for noise; Head Radio -------------------------------------------------------------------- Pets Overnight Advertisment: Man: Would you like a kitten? (MEOW!) Have one delivered. Just log on to PetsOvernight.com and we'll send you a cute kitten overnight. PetsOvernight.com delivering little bundles of love, in a box, directly to your door (ROWL!) -------------------------------------------------------------------- Head Radio Advertisment 3: Man: More tolerable, less annoying, a better variety of weird noises between songs, the station your parents warned you about, more commercials, fewer songs, bigger contests more winners, fewer positioning statements. This is the one and only Head Radio; Head Radio -------------------------------------------------------------------- DJ: Are you ready to party? These boys certainly are. I hear the lead singer's gonna have a date with your sister -------------------------------------------------------------------- ============================== SONG- Whatever: Good Thing ============================== I'm working for the sake of it and and i'm on for all the money they gotta give (Huh) I go out getting laid and I play safe in a safe place and I know that I know that I wanna live I said to you Oo-ooo-oo-oh Sometimes I think that I can Oo-ooo-oo-oh Do something Oo-ooo-oo-oh And now it feels like I am all set for a good thing Come clean unused be free just good Been calm, been bruised, been clean been used Do stop a bit (ooh-oh) Lets take it back a bit (ooh-oh) Dont stop I hate Saturdays, when I wake up with that bulldog next to me (woof-woof-woof-woof) I just want my cake in my own way (in my own way) When I think of the things I used to take (to take) Oo-ooo-oo-oh Sometimes I think like a man Oo-ooo-oo-oh on something Oo-ooo-oo-oh But now I feel like I am all set for a good thing Come clean unused be free just good Been calm, been bruised, been clean been used Come clean unused be free just good Been calm, been bruised, been clean been used God help our relationship. What a crazy trip I was faking it I said you, your the best, your the best Come clean unused be free just good Been calm, been bruised, been clean been used -------------------------------------------------------------------- DJ: Alright that was Whatever with Good Thing. That band is gonna be huge. This is a song you wont find anywhere else. Except on one of the other 800 stations owned by Love Media, our sister stations. ROCK AND ROLL! Its Head Radio -------------------------------------------------------------------- ============================== SONG- Craig Gray: Fade Away ============================== NOTE: I did my best on this so If I have made a mistake, send me an email about what She looks right out her window Only seeing her own reflection Her eyes are stood back to the distance. Put it on the window paves. This dance for pretty face. She feels this what she looks like everyday. We can now do on the floor, Back up to the window. She sighs a misty breath. The ghost without a haunted end Street light fills her empty room, Dark clouds are only seen, She goes back to her bed to try to sleep her nightmares away Fade away, Fade away. She's gonna fade away, fade away. Nightmares are now occuring, haunts her good to an old face. Scream her down to all our might to see everyone die. One day she'll have the courage, to do what she wants to do, in the life of misery, and for once be happy Fade away, Fade away. She's gonna fade away, fade away. -------------------------------------------------------------------- DJ: Yeah the rock of Liberty City, Im DJ Michael Hunt. Last weekend when we were bradcasting from the food court in the mall, a fan said to me "Mike why do you always use Sheezy Clieshes? cant you say something original for once?" Hey! I'm not here to be original, I'm here to rock! Rock around the clock 24-7 dudes, Non-Stop rock here on Head Radio. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Head Radio Advertisment 4: Man: The simple source of gratification in your miserable in-significant life, Head Radio; You may need us but we dont need you; Head Radio -------------------------------------------------------------------- ============================== SONG- Conor and Jay: Change ============================== Forgive me, but I didn't do anything wrong. So sue me, If you think the teacher had the life. Forget me, If you don't think your friend is not your enemy. It's always been your innocence. You sit, you shy, you withstood it. You censor your life for your benefit. But you lose all the taste. And you sit there and waste. Your day, your month, your year. Nothing stays, they pass you by. If you don't change, If you don't change. Nothing stays, they pass you by. If you don't change, If you don't change. Tell me, will you always be the same. Oh maybe, kick yourself and play the game. You ask me, what it is your doing wrong. You hesitate, you stand there and you should know. You sit, you shy, you withstood it. You censor your life for your benefit. But you lose all the taste. And you sit there and waste. Your day, your month, your year. Nothing stays, they pass you by. If you don't change, If you don't change. Nothing stays, they pass you by. If you don't change, If you don't change. (Forgive me, but I didn't do anything wrong, So sue me) I've Changed (Tell me, will you always be the same, Oh maybe) Yo've changed Nothing stays, they pass you by. If you don't change, If you don't change. -------------------------------------------------------------------- DJ: Hey it is, Head Radio. I'm Michael Hunt, you can call me Mike, with another fat jam of non-stop rock from the station that gives you more because we pay our employees less. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Head Radio Advertisement 5: Man: Built from cheap land brick from Zambia, El Salvador and Paraguay, this is Head Radio. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Equinox Commercial: Woman: I used to be concerned and nervous about the future. Sometimes I'd get scared before an important event, such as childbirth or a family funeral. Hey sometimes you need some help navigating lives trouble spots. That's when I discovered Equinox. Man 1: After the divorce and losing little Tommy, life was getting me down. I couldn't focus on anything at work. After trying Equinox, I've been employee of the month 3 times in a row. Man 2: I used to fall unconscious for hours at a time. Now with Equinox, I never need to sleep. Man 3: Equinox is new from Zaibatsu Pharmaceuticals. Ask your doctor about Equinox today. Man 4: (fast tone) Equinox may cause nausea, loss of sleep, blurred vision, leakage, kidney problems and breathing irregularities. Do not take Equinox if you are operating any machinery, driving a car, pregnant, a child of low age, unhappy or if your family has a history of mental disorders. Man 3: Equinox, softening life's harsh realities. -------------------------------------------------------------------- DJ:Here's one that brings down the house when I do my weekly Michael Hunt's rock 'n' roll jam at the Liberty City's premier bowling alley. I'm Mike "wheels of steel" Hunt -------------------------------------------------------------------- ============================== SONG- Frankie Fame: See through you ============================== I know she sounds kind of cool But she feels kind of good She swings her hips and her bits to the rock 'n' roll groove What she makes, What she breaks I say its all good But she can't hide from the sight that makes her move. Come on lady, I'm going crazy I don't know if she's listening tonight Come on lady, I'm going crazy Got the fist for a generous fight I think its time I told you I can do nothing else but see through you Cause I got you one to many times So baby stop and say something else That makes you feel ok, what you say, All you seem to think about is you Turn the page, damn it did I hear you say I got laid, no way Turn the page, wish I had it all again What the hell is me? Come on lady, I'm going crazy I don't know if she's listening tonight Come on lady, I'm going crazy Got the fist for a generous fight I think its time I told you I can do nothing else but see through you Cause I got you one to many times So baby stop and say something else That makes you feel ok, what you say, All you seem to think about is you You and all your pride and glory What's it like to be so horny Cut your hair and change your look Get a job and a filed suit Kind of like your holding life And obviously playing at night I can do nothing else but see through you Cause I got you one to many times So baby stop and say something else That makes you feel ok, what you say, All you seem to think about is you -------------------------------------------------------------------- Head Radio Advertisment 6: Man:No matter what your geographic, demographic, or income bracket. We've got content personalised for you. Head Radio because your head needs it. -------------------------------------------------------------------- ============================== SONG- Scatwerk: Electronic go-go ============================== Special thanks go to NewHaights for these lyrics Electronic Electronic Electronic Go Go Go Go Electronic Electronic Electronic Go Go Go, Go, Go Eins, zwei, drei Vier, funf, sechs Eins, zwei, drei Vier, funf Sechs, sechs, sechs-lectronic Electronic Go Go Electronic Go Go, Go Go Electronic Go Go Electronic Go Go, Go Go Eins Zwei Drei Vier Funf Sechs Sechs Sechs, Sechs Electronic Go-go dancer Won't you be my Electronic go-go dancer Electronic Go-go dancer Won't you be my Electronic go-go dancer Electronic Go-go dancer Won't you be my Electronic go-go dancer Electronic Go-go dancer Won't you be my Electronic go-go dancer Electronic Go-go dancer Won't you be my Electronic go-go dancer -------------------------------------------------------------------- Head Radio Advertisment 7: Man:Head Radio, with free concert tickets. Just listen for your time to call. When you hear be caller 25. If you can correctly answer the trivia question, you'll be qualified. Every qualifier will meet at the local mall, where you'll be told to perform various acrobatic stunts. The one who can do the best goes on to nationals. Then if you win there, you'll get free concert tickets. From Head Radio, where it's easy to win. -------------------------------------------------------------------- 555-I-Sue-You Advertisment: Man: Is your job effecting your health? Do you become fatigued? Does working take time away from family and social events like watching wrestling? There's an easy solution. Sue your Boss. See the great thing about this country is you can sue anyone for pretty much anything and you'll probably win, or at least get a settlement. At the firm of Ragin and Panzer, personal injury attorneys. We can show how falling down and howling like a sissy can result in a large damage award from your employer. We also specialize in injuries suffered in auto, bus, and train accidents. We can even train you to through yourself in front of a bus and pretend to be injured. Hey that's why the pay for insurance. Call the law offices of Ragin and Panzer and get ready to enjoy a life of luxury. -------------------------------------------------------------------- ============================== SONG- Dezma: Life is But a Mere Supply ============================== If you have the lyrics, email them! -------------------------------------------------------------------- Head Radio Advertisment 8: Man: Number one for noise; Head Radio -------------------------------------------------------------------- Fernando's new begginings Advertisment: Fernando: Has your marriage gone stale? Has the spark gone out of your love life? Looking to add a little adventure the monotomy of monogamy. I am Fernando Martinez, founder of Fernando's New Beginnings. A revolutionary new way of saving your marriage. We understand how two kids and a mortgage can take the passion out of your love life. With our three-step program, you will rediscover romance, guaranteed. Phil: Hi, my names Phil, I've got three kids, two cars, and a mortgage. My love life was going stale even before my wife's car accident. Then I called New Beginnings. Thanks to Fernando, I'm still married, but on Wednesday afternoons, I meet Barbara at the motel by the turnpike Fernando: See the passion is back. Phil's marriage is saved and his kids will have a daddy to look up to. Call New Beginnings today. Cinco, Cinco, Cinco, Nuevo, Dos, Nuevo, Dos. It will be a miracle, I guarantee it. Fernando's New Beginnings, we turn a ending into a new beginning. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Pets Overnight Advertisment: Man: Are you bored with man's best friend? Boy: Sorry Fido were gonna have to drown you. Man: Why not try mans first cousin? At PetsOvernight.com we've got every primate in stock from spider monkeys to gorillas. You'll love your new best friend. Boy: Mommy, Jim-Jim bit me. Mom: Oh yeah,then you just bite him back then. Ok honey? Man: PetsOvernight.com, delivering little bundles of love in box, directly to your door. ============================== COPYRIGHT STUFF ============================== This script is edited and made by dragons754 and may not be reproduced in any way. It cannot be used in CHEAT CODE CENTRAL (www.cheatcc.com). It can be used on the follwing websites: www.GAMEFAQS.com www.GAMESPOT.com www.NEOSEEKER.com http://DLH.net For use of this script, send an email to the address on the top of the page. You must also have your website on it so that you can meet specific requirements such as visitors. IMPORTANT NOTE: IF I FIND THIS SCRIPT IN A WEBSITE WITHOUT PERMISSION, I WILL TRACK YOU DOWN AND TAKE YOU TO COURT UNDER COPYRIGHT LAWS. ============================== Other FAQs ============================== My other FAQs are: Grand Theft Auto:III Mission Checklist (only found on Neoseeker.com) ============================== Credits ============================== -Rockstar Games on a great game -GameFAQS for posting my FAQ on their cool website -GameSPOT for also posting my FAQ on their website from GameFAQs -Neoseeker for also posting my FAQ on their website -Bernd Wolffgramm (DLH.net) for also posting my FAQ on his website. -NewHaights for the lyrics for Electronic Go-Go