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For play on the Nintendo Entertainment System
Written by Hansolo4419
Double Dare FAQ
Rare/Gametek created Double Dare; all rights reserved
Version 0.9
Hansolo4419@aol.com

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*Table of Contents*
*******************
1.  Intro
2.  Revision History
3.  Copyright and Such
4.  Getting Started
5.  Toss Up Challenges
6.  Physical Challenges
7.  Answers to the Questions
8.  Credits

*******
*Intro*
*******
I wrote this mainly cause I was bored, but the second reason would have to be
that the NES is great, (not necessarily Double Dare, but oh well).  If you
are reading this, then you are playing a semi-cool game show game by
Rare/Gametek and maybe you want some help.  Or maybe you are just reading
this because you are bored like I am.  Whatever.
This FAQ can be found at GameFAQs.com, and Gameadvice.com.

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*Revision History*
******************
Version 0.1- Started this FAQ and everything is new.  Submitted to
GameFAQs.com. (October 7,2000)
Version 0.2- Added a bunch of easy round answers, added where this can be
found. (October 17,2000)
Version 0.3- Added a LOT more answers for easy round don't see an end coming
either, fixed small errors. (November 14,2000)
Version 0.4- Not much, but I fixed a few things and reworded things and
changed the art thing at the top a little bit.  (June 29, 2001)
Version 0.5- Finally a decent sized update.  I sort of reformatted the FAQ a
bit.  I think it looks a lot better.  Fixed the Copyright and Such section a
little bit.  Fixed some mistakes.  Moved some crap around in "Answers in the
Easy Round".  All that and 6 new questions and answers added.  Wow!  (August
11, 2001)
Version 0.6- Added 12 new questions and answers to "Answers in the Easy
Round".  Started the section "Physical Challenges" with all the game
descriptions.  (August 14, 2001)
Version 0.7- Added 8 new questions and answers to "Answers in the Easy
Round".  Started the sections "Answers in the Medium Round" and "Answers in
the Hard Round".  Added 3 questions and answers to "Answers in the Medium
Round" and 3 to "AitHR".  (August 15, 2001)
Version 0.8- Made a discovery.  I believe that all the questions are just
random, and appear in all rounds.  So in light of all this, I changed
"AitER", "AitMR", and "AitHR" to just "Answers to the Questions".  Added 30
new questions and answers to that "new" section.  (August 17, 2001)
Version 0.9- Added 15 answers to "AttQ".  (September 26, 2001)

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*Copyright and Such*
********************
This FAQ is copyrighted by Hansolo4419.
You can use this on your site, as long as it is not altered and I am given
credit.  Do not sell this FAQ for a profit, (not that you would, but still).
Please e-mail me if you want this on your site too.  But keep in mind I can
still say no, so cross your fingers.  Thanks.

*****************
*Getting Started*
*****************
When you start the game there is an option of how many players will play, 1
or 2.  (If you choose 1 then you will play against the computer, and if you
choose 2 then you will play against someone but you cannot be on the same
team).
Then the option of skill level will come up 1-easy, 2-medium, and 3-hard.
There are many differences between skill levels.
EASY- In the toss up challenges the computer opponents are fairly easy to
beat and you get 20 seconds to answer questions.
MEDIUM- In the toss up challenges the computer is hard to beat and you get 15
seconds to answer questions.
HARD- In the toss up challenges the computer is almost impossible to beat and
you get 10 seconds to answer questions.
Then you can enter a team name, you can have up to 9 characters, letters,
numbers, spaces, and periods.
Then you get to pick a character out of 8 characters, when you pick some one
your teammate will automatically be of the opposite sex.
Get ready to play Double Dare!

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*Toss Up Challenges*
********************
Toss Up challenges are when your team battles the other team to win control
of the questions, which is very important, well somewhat important anyways.
Here is how it is set up when you play the toss up challenges or the physical
challenges.               |
                         S|P|E|E|D|||A|N|G|L|E
                                   |
The line you stop starts where the big line is in the middle.  To start it to
move press left and it will move past the speed lines.  To stop it where you
want to press right.  Then it will move past the ANGLE lines to stop it then
press the A button.  I will tell you where to stop it to win in each of the
toss up challenge strategies.

BOWLING
GAME EXPLANATION:  We like to bowl on double dare, but we lost all our
bowling balls so you'll have to use cantaloupes.  The first team to knock
over all 3 pins wins control of the questions.
STRATEGY:                 2               2
                          1           1
                                   |
                         S|P|E|E|D|||A|N|G|L|E
                                   |
KEY:  1= 1st or left pin
      2= 2nd and 3rd pins with one ball
      Just throw 2 balls and you will win

GOLF
GAME EXPLANATION: We like to play golf on double dare, but we lost our golf
balls.  So you'll have to use eggs.  The first team to putt 2 eggs into the
cup wins control of the questions.
STRATEGY:                   1           1
                                   |
                         S|P|E|E|D|||A|N|G|L|E
                                   |
KEY:  Sink two balls in the cup to win

GORILLA
GAME EXPLANATION: Our double dare gorilla loves to catch bananas.  The first
team to toss a banana into our gorilla's hand wins control of the questions.
STRATEGY:                    1          1
                                   |
                         S|P|E|E|D|||A|N|G|L|E
                                   |
KEY:  Hit him in the hand with one banana and you will win

HUNGRY CLOWNS
GAME EXPLANATION: Our double dare clowns are hungry and you'll get to feed
them.  The first team to get three eggs into the clown's mouth wins control
of the questions.
STRATEGY:                 1           1
                                   |
                         S|P|E|E|D|||A|N|G|L|E
                                   |
KEY:  Three eggs in his mouth and you will win

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*Physical Challenges*
*********************
Physical Challenges are little "games" that you must complete if the opposing
team Double Dares you and you don't know the answer.  You then can select
Physical Challenge and you play a little "game" to try to win the money.

CAKE CATCH
GAME EXPLANATION: Welcome to the Double Dare cake catch.  Your partner is
going to launch cakes into the air.  You must catch 1 cake before it hits the
ground by bouncing up and down on your trampoline.  You have 20 seconds to
grab just 1 cake.
STRATEGY:  *coming soon*
KEY:  *coming soon*

KANGAROO CATCH
GAME EXPLANATION: G'day mate.  You're "Kangaroo Fundee".  And you need to
catch 3 baby kangaroos in your pouch.  Press your button to flip them in the
air.  You have 20 seconds to catch 3 baby kangaroos.
STRATEGY:  *coming soon*
KEY:  *coming soon*

PIE IN YOUR PANTS
GAME EXPLANATION: How would you like a nice piece of pie?  We're going to
have your partner send you some pies...air mail.  As they sail through the
air, their shadows appear on the floor.  All you have to do is catch 3 pies
in your pants in 20 seconds and you win.
STRATEGY:  *coming soon*
KEY:  *coming soon*

PUTTY GOLF
GAME EXPLANATION: This is your chance to play Double Dare putty golf.  All
you have to do is putt 1 egg into the hole to win.  Since the pin is in a
difficult spot, your partner will use a bellows to help blow the egg into the
hole.  Watch out for splatters!  You have 20 seconds to sink 1 egg.
STRATEGY:  *coming soon*
KEY:  *coming soon*

RING TOSS
GAME EXPLANATION: We like to toss things on Double Dare.  So we're going to
let your partner toss some rings to you.  All you have to do is catch 3 of
them...on your head.  You have 20 seconds to catch 3 rings.
STRATEGY:  *coming soon*
KEY:  *coming soon*

SPAGHETTI SHOOT
GAME EXPLANATION: Welcome to the Double Dare kitchen.  We have a big plate of
spaghetti on the wall, but we need someone to put the sauce on the meatball.
That someone is your partner.  You must shoot your partner from the cannon at
the spaghetti.  You have 15 seconds to hit the big meatball.
STRATEGY:  *coming soon*
KEY:  *coming soon*

TRAMPOLINE BOUNCE
GAME EXPLANATION: Have you ever wanted to fly?  Well, here is your chance.
You must launch your partner through the air and have him land on the
trampoline.  Then he can bounce up and try to grab the flag.  You have 30
seconds to grab the flag.
STRATEGY:  *coming soon*
KEY:  *coming soon*

WATER BASKETBALL
GAME EXPLANATION: Do you like to play basketball...even a wet version with
water balloons?  If you can toss 2 water balloons through the hoop and onto
your partner's head in 20 seconds, you will win this challenge.
STRATEGY:  *coming soon*
KEY:  *coming soon*

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*Answers to the Questions*
**************************
A kilowatt is made up of how many watts?
ANSWER:  1,000

A school teacher named Ichabod Crane and a headless horsemen were in which
Washington Irving story?
ANSWER:  THE LEGEND OF SLEEPY HOLLOW

A spelunker studies formations in which place?
ANSWER:  IN A CAVE

AT&T is an abbreviation for what?
ANSWER:  AMERICAN TELEPHONE AND TELEGRAPH

According to a gallup poll, who was the American man most admired in 1987?
ANSWER:  RONALD REAGAN

According to Greek mythology, what came out when Pandora's box was opened?
ANSWER:  TROUBLE

According to "The Brady Bunch" theme song, how did the youngest daughter wear
her hair?
ANSWER:  IN CURLS

Actor Anthony Daniels was inside which cowardly movie character?
ANSWER:  C3PO FROM "STAR WARS"

After some pressure, a Rhode Island school official removed what from the
school lunch menu?
ANSWER:  TWINKIES

An American flag has how many red stripes?
ANSWER:  7

An epicure would be most interested in what?
ANSWER:  GASTRONOMY

At which temperature does water boil?
ANSWER:  212 DEGREES FARENHEIT
Batophobia is the fear of what?
ANSWER:  WALKING

"Caustic Potash" is another name for what?
ANSWER:  Potassium Hydroxide

Christmas island, an island in the Indian Ocean, belongs to which country?
ANSWER:  AUSTRALIA

Each box of Nerds cereal contains how many flavors of cereal?
ANSWER:  2

Each year, movie makers compete for awards at the Cannes film festival.  In
which country is Cannes?
ANSWER:  FRANCE

Feline refers to cats.  Ovine refers to which animals?
ANSWER:  SHEEP

Fieval Mousekewitz was a character in which movie?
ANSWER:  AN AMERICAN TAIL

"General Hospital" and "All My Children" are which type of TV daytime shows?
ANSWER:  SOAP OPERAS

"Got my Mind on you" is sung by which former beatle?
ANSWER:  GEORGE HARRISON

Greek mythology tells us that the Goddess Athena turned Medusa's beautiful
hair into what?
ANSWER:  SNAKES

"Ha-Ha" is a geological term meaning what?
ANSWER:  A BOUNDARY WALL AROUND A PARK

"Heartbreak Hotel" was written by which classic rock n' roller?
ANSWER:  ELVIS PRESLEY

Heliology is the study of what?
ANSWER:  THE SUN

How do you translate the French phrase, "C'est la vie"?
ANSWER:  "THAT'S LIFE"

How is a "navel" orange different from other oranges?
ANSWER:  IT HAS NO SEEDS

How many pieces of leather make up the cover of a baseball?
ANSWER:  TWO

How many states in the U.S. begin with the letter "T"?
ANSWER:  2

How much time is needed for sunlight to make the trip from the sun to the
earth?
ANSWER:  8 MINUTES AND 12 SECONDS

How was the month of March named?
ANSWER:  FOR THE ROMAN GOD, MARS

If a baseball player is called a "southpaw," what does it mean?
ANSWER:  HE THROWS LEFT HANDED

If you are carnivorous, you like to eat meat.  But what would you eat if you
are formicivorous?
ANSWER:  ANTS

If you cut a starfish into several pieces, what will happen to each piece?
ANSWER:  IT WILL GROW INTO A NEW STARFISH

If you drew a septilateral figure, how many sides would it have?
ANSWER:  7

If you had kelp on your plate what would you be eating?
ANSWER:  SEAWEED

If you ordered a dish "A la Florentine," which vegetable would be part of it?
ANSWER:  SPINACH

If you suffered from gametophobia, what would you never do?
ANSWER:  GET MARRIED

If you wanted to write a letter to the president of the U.S., what is the
proper way to start?
ANSWER:  DEAR MR. PRESIDENT

If you were a monolinguist, how many languages would you speak?
ANSWER:  1

If you were speaking Gaelic in Glasgow, which European country would you be
in?
ANSWER:  SCOTLAND

Illinois uses as its slogan, "The Land of Lincoln,"  but honest Abe was
actually born in which state?
ANSWER:  KENTUCKY

In 1881 Clara Barton founded which organization?
ANSWER:  THE RED CROSS

In 1957, Laika was the first animal to orbit the Earth.  What was Laika?
ANSWER:  DOG

In 1984, Greg Louganis won two Olympic gold medals in which sport?
ANSWER:  DIVING

In Alexander Dumas' novel, Quasimodo was the hunchbacked bellringer of which
church?
ANSWER:  NOTRE DAME CATHEDRAL

In ancient times, it was known as Abyssinia.  Today it's known as what?
ANSWER:  ETHIOPIA

In England the slang expression, "gazumped," means you've been what?
ANSWER:  CHEATED ON BUYING A HOUSE

Interstate 75 runs in an almost straight line from eastern Michigan to
Florida.  Through which state does it not pass?
ANSWER:  LOUISIANA

In the ancient fable, Androcles pulled a thorn from which animal's paw?
ANSWER:  LION

Into which ocean does the Congo River flow?
ANSWER:  ATLANTIC

In which bivalve mollusk are pearls found?
ANSWER:  OYSTERS

In which craft would you use the terms "facing", "dart", "ease", and "baste"?
ANSWER:  SEWING

In which European city could you ride in a gondola on the Grand Canal?
ANSWER:  VENICE

In which game are the playing chips called "winks"?
ANSWER:  TIDDLYWINKS

In which part of your body are your triceps muscles?
ANSWER:  ARMS

In which sport are some moves called "tip rolls," "outriggers," and "royals"?
ANSWER:  SKIING

In which state is the Mojave Desert located?
ANSWER:  CALIFORNIA

In which Steve Guttenburg movie does a bolt of lightning cause a government
robot to go out of control?
ANSWER:  SHORT CIRCUIT

In which vehicle did Disney's "Absent Minded Professor" fly?
ANSWER:  A CAR

In which year did the War of 1812 end?
ANSWER:  1815

In which year will we celebrate the 500th anniversary of Christopher
Columbus' arrival in America?
ANSWER:  1992

Isadora Duncan made theatrical history as what?
ANSWER:  A DANCER

Ivan the Terrible and Peter the Great were once rulers of which country?
ANSWER:  RUSSIA

Jed and Ellie May, of the old TV show, "The Beverly Hillbillies" had which
last name?
ANSWER:  CLAMPETT

Legend tells us that to prove his right of the throne, King Arthur pulled his
sword out of what?
ANSWER:  A STONE

Linda Hamilton destroyed a Schwarzenegger robot from the future in which film?
ANSWER:  THE TERMINATOR

Mutton is the meat of which animal?
ANSWER:  SHEEP

"Notorious" is a song by which group?
ANSWER:  DURAN-DURAN

On which cartoon series do movie stars live in Hollyrock, not Hollywood?
ANSWER:  FLINTSTONES

On which date is May Day celebrated?
ANSWER:  MAY 1

On which great lake is Canada's largest city, Toronto, located?
ANSWER:  LAKE ONTARIO

On which TV show does John Ritter play a cop who's also a landlord?
ANSWER:  HOOPERMAN

On which TV sitcom is Charlie Moore the teacher's name?
ANSWER:  HEAD OF THE CLASS

One of the following towns is not in England.  Which one is it?
ANSWER:  HERN BURFORD

Portland is the largest city in Maine and in which other state?
ANSWER:  OREGON

Scientist Charles Darwin taught that life on Earth began which way?
ANSWER:  IN WATER

Seated on the Supreme Court are how many justices?
ANSWER:  9

Skiffs, dinghies, and oolaks are types of what?
ANSWER:  BOATS

Snapping, green and hawksbill are types of which animal?
ANSWER:  TURTLES

Snoopy's archenemy is also known by which famous nickname?
ANSWER:  THE RED BARON

The "10 most wanted" list is issued by which government agency?
ANSWER:  THE FBI

The Alamo is located in which Texas city?
ANSWER:  SAN ANTONIO

The amount of energy that food produces measured by which unit?
ANSWER:  CALORIE

The ancient Chinese paid their doctors if they got well.  What happened if
they did not recover?
ANSWER:  THE DOCTOR PAID THEM

The ancient land of Mesopotamia was located between which 2 rivers?
ANSWER:  TIGRIS AND EUPHRATES RIVERS

The Andres Mountains are located on which continent?
ANSWER:  SOUTH AMERICA

The capital of which state means "Peter" in French?
ANSWER:  SOUTH DAKOTA

The chick pea is also known as which bean?
ANSWER:  GARBANZO BEAN

The crocodile in the story of "Peter Pan" was always chasing which character?
ANSWER:  CAPTAIN HOOK

The first 10 amendments to the constitution are known by which name?
ANSWER:  THE BILL OF RIGHTS

The Latin word for "seven" was used to name which month?
ANSWER:  SEPTEMBER

The letters "ERA" stand for earned run average in baseball.  What does "ERA"
stand for in politics?
ANSWER:  EQUAL RIGHTS AMENDMENT

The musician famous for his outrageous costumes was born Reginald Kenneth
Dwight.  What is his real name?
ANSWER:  ELTON JOHN

"The southern finger of the U.S." refers to which state?
ANSWER:  FLORIDA

The TV commercial cat, Morris, was discovered when he was doing what?
ANSWER:  WAITING TO BE PUT TO SLEEP

To buy all the railroads in monopoly, how much would it cost?
ANSWER:  $800

Tony Bennett's theme song tells us he left his heart in which city?
ANSWER:  SAN FRANCISCO

Turkish angora and Burmese are types of what?
ANSWER:  CATS

"Two-bits" is slang for how much money?
ANSWER:  25 CENTS

"Voluntary" and "involuntary" refer to what in your body?
ANSWER:  MUSCLES

What did the King family do?
ANSWER:  SING

What does a person go to a natatorium to do?
ANSWER:  SWIM

What is a doodle-bug?
ANSWER:  THE LARVA OF THE ANT LION

What is a dray?
ANSWER:  A HORSE-DRAWN CART

What is a glacier table?
ANSWER:  A BLOCK OF STONE ON A GLACIER

What is a herringbone?
ANSWER:  A FABRIC DESIGN

What is a hygrometer used for?
ANSWER:  TO MEASURE RELATIVE HUMIDITY

What is a male whale called?
ANSWER:  A BULL

What is a "Nom DE Plume"?
ANSWER:  A PEN NAME USED BY WRITERS

What is a norma?
ANSWER:  A MILKY WAY CONSTELLATION

What is a rhomboid?
ANSWER:  A GEOMETRIC SHAPE

What is Grandma Moses famous for?
ANSWER:  BECOMING AN ARTIST IN HER LATE 70'S

What is tempeh?
ANSWER:  A FOOD MADE FROM SOYBEANS

What is the abbreviation for pounds, as in a weight of 10 pounds?
ANSWER:  LBS.

What is the real first name of basketball star "Magic" Johnson?
ANSWER:  EARVIN

What is the very first play in a football game called?
ANSWER:  KICKOFF

What kind of animal is a gudgeon?
ANSWER:  FISH

What kind of work is Julia Child known for?
ANSWER:  CHEF

What might you buy at a "white elephant" sale?
ANSWER:  THINGS THAT PEOPLE NO LONGER NEED

What type of flower is an "American beauty"?
ANSWER:  ROSE

What was President Truman's first name?
ANSWER:  HARRY

What would a woman do with wedgies?
ANSWER:  WEAR THEM ON HER FEET

When ancient Egyptians drew a picture of a hippopotamus in hieroglyphics,
what did it mean?
ANSWER:  HEAVY

When do people use the "Heimlich manuever"?
ANSWER:  WHEN SOMEONE IS CHOKING

When Joan Rivers guests on "Hollywood Squares", where does she always sit?
ANSWER:  IN THE CENTER SQUARE

When the U.S. post office was established, who was its first head?
ANSWER:  BEN FRANKLIN

When you think of the "Hawkeye State", what do you think of?
ANSWER:  IOWA

Where can you find a stirrup, anvil and oval window?
ANSWER:  IN YOUR EARS

Where would you find an ellipsis?
ANSWER:  ON A PRINTED PAGE IN A BOOK

Which 2 words are combined to form the word "brunch"?
ANSWER:  BREAKFAST AND LUNCH

Which 3 boats did Christopher Columbus sail on his voyage to this country?
ANSWER:  NINA, PINTA, SANTA MARIA

Which actor co-stars with Don Johnson on "Miami Vice"?
ANSWER:  PHILLIP MICHAEL THOMAS

Which actor starred as Bette Midler's husband in the movie "Ruthless People"?
ANSWER:  DANNY DE VITO

Which American city covers the largest land area?
ANSWER:  JACKSONVILLE, FLORIDA

Which animal is the fastest running breed of dog with the best eyesight?
ANSWER:  GREYHOUND

Which birds are used as croquet mallets in "Alice in Wonderland"?
ANSWER:  FLAMINGOS

Which blood cells are always round in shape?
ANSWER:  RED

Which chess piece is the most versatile?
ANSWER:  QUEEN

Which Cherokee Indian chief had the giant American redwood tree named after
him?
ANSWER:  SEQUOYA

Which Chinese phrase, also the name of a movie, means "work together"?
ANSWER:  GUNG HO

Which city is Brazil's capital?
ANSWER:  BRASILIA

Which city is the capital of Ireland?
ANSWER:  DUBLIN

Which city is the capital of Rhode Island?
ANSWER:  PROVINCE

Which country gave us sumo wrestling, bonzai, sushi, and Godzilla?
ANSWER:  JAPAN

Which famous auto maker established the historical area known as Greenfield
village in Dearborn, Michigan?
ANSWER:  HENRY FORD

Which fictional horror creature doesn't cast a shadow, hates garlic and loves
the taste of blood?
ANSWER:  DRACULA

Which French general lost the Battle of Waterloo?
ANSWER:  NAPOLEAN

Which gland in the human body has been found to have 500 functions?
ANSWER:  LIVER

Which instrument does a doctor use to listen to your heartbeat?
ANSWER:  STETHOSCOPE

Which is not a color in a pack of m&m's?
ANSWER:  BLUE

Which is the home city of the Mariners baseball team?
ANSWER:  SEATTLE

Which is the most common last name in America?
ANSWER:  SMITH

Which is your birthstone if you were born in the month of March?
ANSWER:  BLOODSTONE

Which long-tongued animal has a Dutch name meaning "earth pig"?
ANSWER:  AARDVARK

Which medal is awarded to an Olympic athlete who finishes third?
ANSWER:  BRONZE

Which of the following is not a fruit?
ANSWER:  RHUBARB

Which of the following is not a type of turnover in football?
ANSWER:  TACKLE

Which of the following rights is not part of the U.S. constitution's bill of
rights.  Is it the right...?
ANSWER:  TO BEAR ARMS

Which of these places does not exist?
ANSWER:  GRINCH, NEW MEXICO

Which part of a flower or plant bears pollen?
ANSWER:  STAMEN

Which "Peanuts" character would rather play Beethoven than play with Lucy?
ANSWER:  SCHROEDER

Which state borders the Atlantic Ocean?
ANSWER:  NEW HAMPSHIRE

Which state can boast that it was the first to join the union?
ANSWER:  DELAWARE

Which team of actors made the classic "road" films?
ANSWER:  BING CROSBY AND BOB HOPE

Which TV show features the Tanner household?
ANSWER:  ALF

Which U.S. state is closest to Russia?
ANSWER:  ALASKA

Which word is in the largest print on a one-dollar bill?
ANSWER:  ONE

Who is Charlie Brown's teacher?
ANSWER:  MISS OTHMER

Who is police commissioner of Batman's Gotham City?
ANSWER:  COMMISSIONER GORDON

Who plays Theo on "The Cosby Show"?
ANSWER:  MALCOLM-JAMAL WARNER

Who was the first man to fly faster than the speed of sound?
ANSWER:  CHUCK YEAGER

Who was the first man to hold the office of vice president of the U.S.?
ANSWER:  JOHN ADAMS

Who was the shortest Beatle?
ANSWER:  RINGO

Whose all-time home-run record did Hank Aaron break?
ANSWER:  BABE RUTH

Why does an ostrich stick its head in the sand?
ANSWER:  TO LOOK UNDERGROUND FOR WATER

Why does the British post office pay cats?
ANSWER:  TO KEEP MICE AWAY FROM THE MAIL

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*Credits*
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I thank my self for "trying" to write this.
I thank GameFAQs if they post this.
I thank my mom for giving birth to me.
I thank Ric Flair for winning the title about 15 times.
I thank the creators of the NES.  I love you.
I thank other various people and things for certain unknown reasons.

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