Mission select: Click LEFT ANALOG-STICK, press BLACK, R, click RIGHT ANALOG-STICK, press WHITE, L at the mission selection screen. Mission skip: Click LEFT ANALOG-STICK, press WHITE, WHITE, BACK, click RIGHT ANALOG-STICK, press WHITE during a mission. Alternate music: Click LEFT ANALOG-STICK(2), RIGHT ANALOG-STICK(2), press L, R at the title screen. Joke mission briefing: Play missions 1, 3, 6, 8, 9 or 14, then press L, L, R, R, click LEFT ANALOG- STICK, RIGHT ANALOG-STICK at the armory screen before launch.